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Slimes found this slogan quiz while trying to help me out, I felt the need to share.

1. It’s not nice to fool mother nature.
2. The pink bunny
3. I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan
4. Double your pleasure, double your fun
5. Where’s the beef?
6. Look, Ma! No cavities!
7. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
8. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
9. Please don’t squeeze the
10. Breakfast of champions
11. The Uncola
12. Ring around the collar
13. A little dab’ll do ya
14. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
15. You deserve a break today
16. ________ has ridges

#4 always reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry is driving home Elaine and her mannequin, still cracks me up every time I think about it.

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100 Questions About Me

I found this while searching around the net and thought what the heck, it might keep you all amused or maybe even learn something about me. If any of you want a blank copy just let me know.

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? NO, and not ever going to happen either
3. Have you ever written a song? I don’t think so, not a full song anyways
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Probably
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Not that I can recall
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Maybe as a kid, my feet just don’t reach my nose anymore
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Depends on my mood but usually beside
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Hang on, …… nope
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? In brownies and then girl guides
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yep, but you will never know how (too embarrassing)
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No, that would not be smart
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? People who try to use me
13. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? I was curbed of that when I was a kid
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Uh Yeah!!
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Neither, would rather have chicken burger
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Nope
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic, Seeing as how I’m on the third floor of an apartment plastic is easier
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. True
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I think my parents still have it
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Not successfully
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? Nope
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Yes and there are still incriminating pictures
23. Can you flip your eyelids up? I don’t think so, is that possible, I don’t think my eyelids go that way
24. Are you double jointed? Nope
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 5, not a care in the world
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yeah, damn kids in school
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? Nope but came close
28. What is your dream car? 1970 Blue Chevy Chevelle
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? The Simpsons
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? I don’t care if it’s been five years; I’m not going in that water
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Not the whole biscuit, they’re a little bland
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Try to roll down the window
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yup
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes, but not very well
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Four
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? As long as University counts, yes
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Went to PG last Christmas, so once
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? None, I’ve never left Canada
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Ahhh no
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? I am poor and happy but wouldn’t trade my happiness for money
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yes, not that I’ve ever gotten lost, just temporarily misplaced
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Ahhh No
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Cinderella (have I mentioned I just got married)
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons, would rather draw fat lines than stare at dirt
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light bread
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried eggs, as long as there’s bread to go with it
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yup, eventually found out how long you could run the Blazer before it finally died
51. Do you talk in your sleep? Nope, but it’s fun to have a conversation with Simon while he’s sleeping
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? I live in Prince George long enough to know that I would rather mow the lawn
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Neither but if I have to choose, I’d go for the poisonous snake
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yeah, listening to car hoods when it’s raining is very relaxing
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? An angry bear
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yup even though I’m a dog person
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I don’t think so, hope I never have to
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? Coke, why would I pollute myself with Pepsi
59. What’s your favorite number? 11
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? An SUV, so I can go anywhere I want
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Umm, well not exactly accidentally (it was only a stir stick, but it was a cool one)
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? If I had to and I wasn’t having dinner with Royalty
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yup, grabbed the shower head and ripped it right off the wall
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? I use body wash, so I’m not sure
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yup and had to leave the dog in the car while I went downtown to get my dads keys from him
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Duh, One of the Simpsons voices (definitely Lisa)
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Robin Williams
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? I don’t think so, not in a good way anyways
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? crossed eyes, I’d rather need glasses than rhinoplasty
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn’t like? My best friends don’t usually get along so yeah
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Sure
72. Have you ever returned a gift? I don’t think so
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Nope re-gifting is just rude
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Hockey game while Canada is playing
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? You can never have too many pairs of shoes
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? I would probably mention it yes
77. Do you sing in the car? Yup
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? A vat of honey, as long as there were no bees in it
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Labrador Retriever

Holy crap I’m only at #80, feels like I should be at at least #200 by now

80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? definitely, in the summer also
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Not sure what a stingray is but I’m thinking mountain bike as I can go more places
82. What is your least favorite fruit? Mangoes
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Well if I’ve never had it than how the heck am I supposed to know what it is?
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Somewhere that sells shoes
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I always have Nike runners, does that count as sports apparel
86. Are/were you a good student? High School: No University: No College: Yes
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I’d really rather not speculate for fear of being challenged and loosing
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Definitely the air force
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? As soon as I can afford it
90. What do you think is your best feature? It’s a toss up between my lips and my eyes
91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Not that its ever gonna happen, but it would more than likely be something mushy
92. What is your favorite season? Fall, the leaves are beautiful and it’s not too warm or too cold yet
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Three, mom dad and hubby, unless of course you count the fishes and the dog
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? College: 2.5 years University: 1 year
98. Have you ever had surgery? Yup, that was the reason for the ambulance ride in #34
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Professional football player
100. What do you like to collect? Simpsons paraphernalia, stuffed animals and figurines

Wow that took a long longer than I had planned, I’m thinking I should go to bed now. We’ll investigate and report on the mysterious brown liquid oozing out the bottom of the fridge tomorrow. Good night everyone